You board a party boat and discover the boat is filled with aristocrats and the cruelest wealthy citizens. When everyone is drunk you pull the anchor and shoot some holes in the bilge. Water pours through the musket holes and you make your way back to your dingy; which is filled with their finest ale.
You board a party boat. The guests discover your disguise and throw you overboard. They proceed to throw empty bottles at your bobbing head until you sink below the waves. The next morning you wash up on shore half drowned, with a bruised face, and stink of seaweed.