You sneak into the city armory and make your way to the inner offices. No one is around and you take everything in their coffers.
What kind of a bad idea was it to sneak into a building full of citnoy guards and weapons? You try to sneak into the armory but your attire gives you away and your pegleg doesn't help. Nor does the hook on your left hand. The guards throw you out into the street and you land in a pile of horse droppings.