| You see a shiny object gleaming in the moonlight through an open window. You stalk up to the house and slip into the open window but youre so drunk your boot gets caught on the window and it shatters. You hear heavy footsteps coming down the stairs but you are greedy and need more rum so you try to snatch the shiney object. When you get closer you realize its just a bucket of water! Right when you realize your folly a giant fat man takes a swing at you! You dodge the blow and dive out of the window into some hay. The fat man dives out after you but gets stuck in the window and you scurry back into the shadows.