A soldier is sleeping at his post with a plump coin purse lashed to his belt. You crawl up behind him to bash him over the head with a rock. Youre so drunk you take a swing and miss dropping the rock on your foot and falling to the ground. The soldier mumbles something and continues snoring so you get up punch him in the face and run off with his money.
You sneak up behind a sleeping soldier but you didnt see the other officer sitting next to him. You whistle as you stumble by while taking a deep swig of still. Whew, that was close.